Goodbye To The Rabid Possum
Kate Gosselin’s rabid possum has been MIA for a while now, but I have been making pathetic excuses for its absence . I refused to believe the tragic truth, but it looks like it’s finally time to say goodbye. It’s really the end of an era, which kind of feels like the end of a bowel movement. Hopefully, one of us will cross paths with Kate’s rabid possum in the future. Make sure to wink at it if you see it going through your trash cans early in the morning. And throw it...

Gosselin Kids Miss Their Idiot Parents!!
Oh, the trials and tribulations of having to call desperate famewhoring losers 'mom' and 'dad!' Now that Kate Gosselin is spending half the week in El Lay on Dancing with the Stars , apparently the eight kids - WHO, BTW, ARE THE ONLY REASON THEY'RE FAMOUS - are struggling to cope without their parents! Sources are reporting that the kids, watched by nannies, "were asking, 'When is Mommy coming home?'" Even worse, the twins Cara and Maddy are getting depressed and the sons Aeden , ...

Kate Gosselin Just Wants To Have Fun!
Gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous! Kate Gosselin is looking like a new woman on the cover of this week's People with her cropped do'! We're rootin' for ya, girl! Tags: Kate Gosselin , people magazine

Six Degrees Of Separation Between...
Kate Gosselin and Johnny Weir ? How about one degree! According to the Olympic ice skater, his cousin's are neighbors with the Gosselin brood in Pennsylvania. Small world! So does this mean Johnny is rooting for Kate to take gold on her new dancing gig? That would be a HELL NO! Johhny totally can't stand her! While at Elton John's Oscar bash this weekend, he explained: "She was a terror. She was rude to everyone at this charity show, and showed up very late. She's not a film star. She's not...

Weir Vs. Gosselin!
It's pretty rare when divas DO like each other, so this doesn't surprise us! Johnny Weir has publicly come out with his disdain for America's favorite mother Kate Gosselin calling her "a terror!" Apparently his cousins used to live behind the Gosselins' Pennsylvania home and they weren't good neighbors! He explains: "She was a terror! My cousins' house backs up to the house Jon and Kate lived in. It's a very small and quiet area. Everyone's like, 'What are Paparazzi doing in the middle of...

Can You Spot What's Wrong With This Pic?
A very Perezicious reader snapped the picture above of the season 5 Jon and Kate Plus Eight DVD on display at Wal-Mart. LOLs!!!! Someone in their stock room has a brazilliant sense of humor! Tags: douchebags , funny , Jon Gosselin , Kate Gosselin

'America's Next Top Model' - 'Be My Friend, Tyra!' Recap
( S14E01 ) In an 'America's Next Top Model' first, the premiere spends 90 minutes on the casting episode. Luckily for the viewers, the camp factor is severe this season. Not only in the first two minutes of the show did one contestant compare her fellow contestants as "bitches," we got a lot of really weird back stories and quips. Where does Tyra find these women? They were part of religious cults, impregnated on their first time, and Krista is afraid of white men's "pink penises" because...

TV highlights for Wednesday, March 10
"America's Next Top Model" (CW at 8) kicks off Cycle 14 with a 90-minute premiere, as Tyra Banks carefully chooses the 13 finalists who will live in the New York City loft this season. Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton also shows up to inform the contestants that they must have makeovers for their...

Amy Winehouse Looking Good During Shopping Trip
While taking a trip to Holland and Barrett in London to do some shopping, Amy Winehouse looked far better than she has done for a while, and even took a few minutes to donate some money to charity worker and have a chat. Perez Hilton spotted the singer in London, and says she looks "fantastic," due to the fact that she has piled on a little weight and her skin looks "glowing." After stepping out of the shop, Amy also spotted a charity worker where she gave him a generous donation, and...

Catch the Season Premiere of America's Next Top Model Tonight!
America's Next Top Model is finally back with a special, 90-minute Season 14 premiere tonight! On top of meeting the thirteen new contestants, a new judge ( Vogue Editor-at-large, Andre Leon Talley) and a special guest appearance by Perez Hilton, tonight's episode will also include clips from the international versions of the show! Bonus: this week's big challenge is a fan fave — makeovers! Check out the new episode tonight at 8/7c on The CW — and don't forget to check back tomorrow...

Introducing Heidi Montag's New Psychic Manager
Heidi Montag’s new manager offers psychic guidance, sure, but he calls it the less crazy-sounding “life guidance.” Aiden Chase, “third generation healer and intuitive,” introduced himself to the world last year in a YouTube video uncovered by Perez Hilton . Among other things, he firmly believes that “we all have the innate ability to heal ourselves” and that “when we all work together out of love, the world can change.”

Elton John's Oscar Party Rakes in 3.7 Million!!!
Elton John’s famous Oscar party raised over 3.7 million dollars in just 3 short hours on Sunday night. The 18th annual celebration which hosts all of the biggest names in town, was attended by Betty White, Nicole Richie, Miley Cyrus, Victoria Beckham, Heidi Klum , and Perez Hilton. Some of the items auctioned off at the event were Elton’s Grammy costume ($30,000) and a watch from his collection ($90,000) as well as a photo of President Obama at college ($60,000) and a week at...

Tyra Is STILL At It! Are You Interested In Watching Another Season Of America's Next Top Model???
We’re not gonna lie, “America’s Next Top Model” used to be one of our favorite shows … but we got tired of it several seasons ago. When the 14th season kicks off tonight will you be watching??? Pop the hood for a look at this year’s competition. Vogue editor Andre Leon Talley has joined the judge’s panel this season, and Perez Hilton will be making an appearance. If Tyra keeps this up the “girls” will outnumber the models! And it looks...

Heidi Montag's Sad Dream [Twitterati]
Heidi Montag dreamed of starring in a pointless remake of an absurd film; Nicholas Carlson imagined nailing Facebook's CEO to the wall; and Perez Hilton envisioned getting his mom back. The Twitterati were in fantasyland. Walking talking cultural detritus Heidi Montag wasn't afraid to dream big . Certified Faceboook stalker Nicholas Carlson is trying to figure out if Mark Zuckerberg is criminal or just creepy . Forbes editor Quentin Hardy may have figured out where Colin Quinn has...

QUIEN PUEDE SER?
QUIEN PUEDE SER? GUESS WHO'S FOLLOWING OHNOTHEYDIDNT ON Twitter?        Mario Armando Lavandeira, Jr aka Perez Hilton   were you expecting some one epic? Now can ONTD block him? Source

'Chelsea's Big Interview Special' on E! is a Wednesday TV pick
'Chelsea's Big Interview Special' Late-night talk-show host and comedian Chelsea Handler interviews Demi Moore, Robin Wright and Bradley Cooper in this hourlong special. 10 p.m. Wednesday on E! ( seattletimes.com/tvlistings ). Doug Knoop, Seattle Times staff Also on Wednesday "America's Next Top Model," 8 p.m. (CW): Thirteen of the 33 semifinalists are chosen to move into the Top Model loft in New York; blogger Perez Hilton announces that the finalists' first challenge is to receive...

America's Next Top Model " Cycle 14 " Premiere's Tonight + Perez Hilton + Andre Leon Tally!
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Bloomberg Crowns Henry Blodget 'King of the Blogosphere' [Blogging For Dollars]
Bloomberg TV proclaims that, just as Amazon.com reinvented itself as a megamart, former Amazon.com bull Henry Blodget has reinvented himself as Blogger King. Hey, if Blodget's blogs do as well as his Amazon.com call , Perez Hilton should watch his tiara.

Item wrongly links Carey Mulligan to Jeremy Renner
Perez Hilton reports Carey Mulligan was getting cozy with Jeremy Renner at an Oscar party. While it's they hung out, she's still happily dating Shia LaBeouf.

Sites all wrong about John Krasinski as "Captain America"
Perez Hilton, HollywoodLife, Hollyscoop and Fox411 all reported that John Krasinski is going to play Captain America, and they're all... WRONG.

Kate Gosselin Switching Up Her Hair Again
As she readies for her debut on Dancing with the Stars, Kate Gosselin has a big decision to make. No, not whether to hire Stephanie Santoro to watch the kids. Stylist Ted Gibson is giving … Read More

Kate Gosselin's DWTS Partner Plays With Her Kids
Kate Gosselin’s DWTS partner Tony Dovolani played with her kids yesterday. I can see a new feud brooding right now. Jon Gosselin is probably going to come out and try to say something nasty and get the attention back to him!

Kate Gosselin Gears Up For 'Dancing With The Stars'
Kate Gosselin isn't just working on her dancing skills as she prepares to compete on 'Dancing with the Stars.' She's also adjusting her look. Her stylist, Ted Gibson , said she's making some changes to her hair. "We're taking them out and we're not putting them back in until Thursday. So she'll have short hair for a day," says Gibson... "We're actually doing three different shades of blonde, a caramel, a beige blond and a little bit of a lighter blonde." Hmmm... sounds pretty. Meanwhile,...

Kate Gosselin Ditches the Extensions
Kate Gosselin 's saying good-bye to her blonde extensions now that she's going to be competing on Dancing with the Stars ... sort of. Kate's stylist, Ted Gibson, said he's taking them out just for a day while he gets ready to add ones that she'll wear throughout the show. The $7,000 extensions are being updated, says Ted, and the next set will be worn by Kate throughout the competition. Always one to brag about his extension magic, Ted talked to Radar Online about the hairy new...

Kate Gosselin Switching Up Her Hair Again
As she readies for her debut on Dancing with the Stars, Kate Gosselin has a big decision to make. No, not whether to hire Stephanie Santoro to watch the kids. Stylist Ted Gibson is giving her hair a new look ... but what kind? Rumor has it that when Kate hits up the salon today, she’ll be back to her famous short 'do. But only on a temporary basis while her new longer hair is readied. “She’ll have a new hairdo tomorrow because we’re taking out [her hair extensions ] and...